The beef wellington my wife decorated for NYE

by Auctorium

31 Comments

  1. Fit-Captain-9172

    Is she into chicks, by chance? She crafted that vag like she has FULL appreciation *chef’s kiss*

  2. angrymustacheman

    She uhhhh trying to tell you something ya think?

  3. the-weeb-whisperer

    The detail on the coochie is very sapphic, I love her 😂

  4. hackedyasack

    *looks at first pic* “lol what was she trying to make”

    *looks at second pic* “oh”

  5. You know, on that first photo I was like, “oh, hahaha, accidental vulva?”

    Photo two, however …

    Gondor calls for aid, my dude! Drop that wellington and go tend to your wife.

  6. 🎵imagine me and you, I do….

    I think about you day and night, it’s only right…🎵

  7. Is your wife Quagmire? Lol

    ![gif](giphy|Dz62ImmWRzAkw)

  8. pug_fugly_moe

    What was it suppose—it was supposed to be that.

    Well executed.

  9. Punny_Farting_1877

    The level of communication in your relationship is to be envied. She might as well just put on a transparent sandwich board and strolled around the house naked.

  10. deleted-user

    Don’t leave us hanging. Show us your cooked cock.

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